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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

So for those of you who aspire to be a proffesional Sleep-er in the future, this will help. As for the rest of us, there's no doubt we will find ourselves being in a Sleep-ee's position anytime soon(stealing naps in between long senseless lectures and such), so do pay attention too ;) It's gonna be a long read my man.

There are 2 basic classes of sleeping in class(lol): I-Try-Not-To-Let-The-Teacher-Know(ITNTLTTK or Low Degree) and I-Cannot-Tahan-Already-Must-Sleep (ICTAMS or High Degree). Each of these is suitable for specific teachers/lessons. Take note.

Low Degree sleeping is certainly for lessons you can't afford to miss and teachers who are a tad too complacent. You know about the classic.... I'm-reading-a-book-but-I'm-actually-sleeping one! Yes that one! It is one example of an LD sleep. This authentic style of sleeping is subdivided into 2 types, namely Sitting-Straight(SS) and Slanted.

To achieve SS, you will have to put a book on the table, sit straight, and cover up your eyes by putting both the palms of your hands on your forehead and, sleep. This will create an illusion that you are actively trying to think/solve a problem for the whole time. However, it's comfort isn't impressive, but it can certainly give you a quick 5-10 mins innocent nap for you to continue fresh into the lesson. So, I'll give this one a Comfort of 2/5 and Everlasting Power 5/5 (this refers to it's ability to hide your sleep)

For the risk-takers, Slanted may be ideal for you. It is similiar to SS. However, this time, you will need to put your book on your lap, lay your head on the table, facing the book, and simply close your eyes. It may look somewhat obvious but at least your math teacher appreciates the fact that you are going the extra mile to hide your sleep! And gosh, it is oh so comfortable! It'll give a heavenly sleep, until you get caught however. So Comfort 4/5 and Everlasting Power 3/5

On the other hand, we have the High Degree Sleep.
I shall continue tommorrow coz I need to... sleep :)

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