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Sunday, May 20, 2007

Random: Nice backview.


Random: This comic is nice, seriously. Read it through the train ride.


Random: Can you see our reflections? Yea, black absorbs all colours, physics, boooo



Random: I realise I have not posted a pic of Martin. When all hopes is lost, turn to Martin. It's suppose to be funny.




All tired and sleepy.




Let me tell you a story of these 4 escape convicts. Haha, okay they are not exactly escape convicts, they're my friends, Martin, GGC, Nazrul and Hazim. Wait, excuse me as I need to let my laugh my lungs out before I begin. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KEEEELAAKAARRR FUNNNAAEEE





So, one night, yesterday night to be exact, they'd planned to go to the Red House which was said to be haunted as it had long been abandoned. So, I had to be an idiot and coward out. I wanted to tag along but my guts was like, "OI! what are you thinking??? for goodness sake, don't go lah you idiot!" Yes, I'm a total naive when it comes to peer pressure. Okay, so I slept.





Anyways, they went there at about 11.30pm, correct? Yes, so they reached at about 12am. Wait, let me explain why I've got this phobia. Not phobia of heights, not phobia of ducks, not phobia of worms, not phobia of cockroaches, etc. It's Ghostaphobia(is thatt what you call it?). Other than horror movies, which was not that jaw-dropping and goosebump-ing afterall, life experience was enough. Once I saw this white figure(typically as always) near my house. I was staring at it and that thing doesn't come with it's own leg or head sia. And what I realise was it's a white singlet hanging on a pole to be dried. What the. Who dry clothes in the middle of the night?! I was so happy that I thought I actually saw a REAL GHOST. But noo, my expections when down the drain since then. Okay okay. I don't wanna experience any!!!! Maybe, I do? But curiosity kills the cat, right?




Anyways, back to the story. The four of them when over the Lion Head to enter the Red House. I heard about the Lion Head and was intimidated by it. So, this is what I heard. GGC went first, Nazrul's 2nd, Hazim's 3rd, Martin? He didn't make it. Okay okay, he didn't get across the Lion Head. Yea, I understand it's pressurizing to be the last as there's nothing behind but forested areas. I've heard of scary stories of the Red House and it's there's nothing to laugh about. Anyways, so, Martin didn't get across which forced the opporation Wonder-About-Red-House to fail.





And so, the climax happened. Okay, maybe you guys can correct me coz this is what I exactly heard from you all ah. Hazim suddenly sprinted after seeing a police car or something. He's fast lah... and it made them looked suspicious. So the police people chased them all. A POLICE CHASE, i want, i want. Not that I want to do anything extremely sinful and illegal or what but it's an experience of a life time to be chased by police officers. Haha, while Singapore's dozing off, including me, these 4 friends of mine is running away for their lifes. And they ran pretty well. Guess the policeman and policewoman were really old? coz both of the officers were panting you see. So they ran, and the public of the night stared at these 4 lost boys getting chased by police officers.






There's no escape in a chase for humanity, I guess? Let me showcase this hilarious conversation between Hazim, Nazrul and the security guard while they were climbing the gate of sands.


Security guard: Why are you running boy?
Nazrul: uh, I saw ghost uh



Security guard: You don't have the key, so how are you going back to your room?
Hazim: uh uh uh ... we climb*with the hand action*( with u-think-i-m-3-yrs-old type of stare)



FUNNY lah. Of all things, "saw ghosts"! His mind was not that active to think properly then I guess. No compossure, peer pressure. And the weird, random response made by Hazim was due to Christopher climbing to the room as it was locked the other night. Funny sia. And we know that climbing is trespassing.



So, they were caught and the policeman asked why they were running and they were couragable enough to answer, "We thought there's this curfue for under 18 teenagers, to be home before 11.30pm"



The reply was, "If you are scared to go out, don't go" and the policeman let them off.



And there I was, sleeping. But heck, I've got Prison-Break-ers as friends :D



ps: and the fact that the police officers chased them for nothing never fails to tickle


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