Monday, January 29, 2007
I just realised that i'm missing those simple pleasures of life. singing while doing hw, whistling while walking, and ofcourse slacking. sadly, slacking is highly addictive! so, becareful when you slack.
i was telling my sitting neighbours in class jokes during physics lesson. 1 HOUR of non-stop lame jokes. fortunately, the the physics coach was not aware that i was seeking attention from friends around me. yea, with jokes. some who have those no-sense-of-humour look just gave a giggle but those lame crazy friends, and even some quiet ones, LAUGHED OUT LOUD. seriously. especially this guy, Ibrahim, he was laughing he's lungs out till tears began clogging up his eyebags. LOL. tears of joy. it feels gd that ppl appreciate our jokes eh.
we were so bored that anything could tickle us. LOL. yea, this is one of those simple pleasures in life. joking around during lessons, its human's(male's) nature.
I couldn't remember all the jokes as some was made on the spot itself.
here are some which i remembered[may not be funny, but at least they're lame :) ]:
-> What is the tallest building in the world?
Ans: The Mosque. It touches the moon and the star. (look at the mosque carefully)
-> Tarzan went to the middle of the jungle to have a bath. A wild boar and a Cheetah saw him and began laughing at him. Why?(this might be gross)
Ans: His tail is infront!
-> Which is the most unhygienic country?
Ans: GERMany
-> What type of sheep is the hardest to find?
Ans: The sheep that is lost (diao..)
-> (not referring to any God. FORGIVE ME GOD)
If God creates everything, which country does He come from?
Ans: China. Everything is made in China.
-> There's about 18 people in a submarine for a vacation. 17 of them are sleeping except for 1 who is 9 months pregnant. Why do the submarine sinks?
Ans: Submarine are meant to sink. (diao again)
I couldn't remember the rest man... there are LOTS LOTS MORE. aiyooo...
here's another funny Barney song which i sang today:
(must be sang according to the Barney song rythm)
I love you,
You love me,
Barney gave me H.I.V,
All I wanted was a hug,
But Barney gave me more,
I was raped by a dinosaur.
Yea, i'm lame when i'm bored. Tommorow's maths and bio test. Im studying at 12am. im those late muggers. the later the time, the more effective my study is. get the pic?
yea, just enjoy life, especially the part where you laugh your lungs out! woo hoo!
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